Not...

For those of you still reading this....

Not broke, my hand that is. And not the tendon I suspected. It is a torn tendon but one that will ultimately not affect the use of my fingers. It won't happen overnight, but when the swelling goes down the use of my fingers will gradually return.

The doctor gave me a prescription for a bottle of Codeine pills and large bag of Cheetos. I will go to bed happy tonite. In about twenty minutes.